Sigyn: My kink is when people care about my feelings and what I have to say.
Freyja: Too unrealistic. Settle for bondage like the rest of us.
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Bragi: OK now, how many of you have played musical instruments before?
Loki: Do instruments of torture count?
Bragi: No.
Thor: Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Bragi: No, Thor, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
[Thor raises his hand again]
Bragi: Horseradish is not an instrument either.
[Thor lowers his hand]
Frigga: Loki would throw themself in front of a car for you.
Sigyn: Loki would throw themself in front of a car for fun.
Hela: Just to clear up some rumors; I DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones, and I didn’t take them from anyone, I grew them myself. So stop asking.
Freyja (To Sigyn): If a man calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.
Loki, to the tune of “Sweet Caroline”: I want to die!
Sigyn, Narvi, and Vali in unison: Bum! Bum! Buuum!
*police sirens in the distance*
Balder, who has never done anything wrong in his life: They’ve found me.
Odin: Nothing in life is free.
Thor: Adventure is free.
Freyja: Life is free.
Sigyn: Love is free.
Loki: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
Thor: *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?
Loki: *grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*
Loki: It’s perfume.
Frigga: Why is Odin crying?
Loki: He took one of those “Which Norse God Are You?” quizzes.
Frigga: Oh, who did he get?
Loki: Me.